Matt Damon as Ranting 13-Year-Old

[youtube=] I would love to see this scene reenacted in costume by Matt Damon (yes, including the Mario backpack). No smile. No breaking the fourth wall with a knowing smirk at the camera. Just a word-for-word reenactment in this exact set. That, my friends, would be a thing of beauty.

Mind. Blown.

I’m going to want to be able to find this again later and you need to get with the watching buddy. Video clocks in at just over five magical minutes. [youtube=]